Hello?

April?  Louisiana?  Snow?  What of those three things doesn't belong in that group?

It's the day before Easter, in the middle of Louisiana, I should be wearing jeans and a t-shirt at the most, not jeans and a hoodie.  It's not supposed to be bloody sleeting at all much less should i be able to see actual snowflakes falling out there.  I didn't even see any of those during the actual winter.

Hey, Weather Elves!  Puff, puff, give, ya know?