P.S.A

Dear Smokers,

If you're still self-destructive and inconsiderate enough to continue smoking do me a favor m'kay?  Keep your damned butts in the car with you!  Do not throw them out into the roadside ditch especially in an area that hasn't had any measurable amount of rain in the last month or so ya jackasses!  Beating out the resulting fire and hauling buckets of water are not my idea of a fun afternoon when it's already 97 degrees out.

I'm just sayin'

renegade